Babies (The Movie): Abridged

These four babies are... babies, yet this French film brilliantly shows both the beauty of bodily functions and the subtle nuances that distinguish one culture from another: hippie-yuppie parents make their babies do yoga, urban Japanese parents make their babies wear leg warmers, Namibian parents let their babies chew on bones from the ground, and Mongolian parents let their babies crawl around under goats. No matter what their nationality, babies really like hipster music. (See Babies: The Movie)

Movie-Mini: New Moon

This girl has a vampire boyfriend, but then he breaks up with her. She realizes that she has no personality and gets depressed. Then she kind of starts going out with a werewolf, but she doesn't know he's a werewolf until she finds out. Then the vampire comes back, and they get engaged. The end.

See it? Only if all of the seasons of Buffy are checked out. C