Heifervoyeur: On the Street

Overheard in Union Square Park: An Exchange Between Two Gentlemen

1: I am not homeless.
2: Oh yes you are.
1: I am not.
2: You don't got no home. You're homeless.
1: Nah, I got a place now.
2: You got a place? Where?
1: I got one.
2: Right.
1: **** you, man.